Squad members. Comments by 'arry, except the ones in Italic, which are by me.

Oliver Bulleid - GOALKEEPER

Olly has a reputation as the best goalkeeper at garage. He has moments of agile brilliance, and the odd nick weaver-esque blunder. Always the first choice between the sticks. Is occasionally seen playing in midfield, where he is a "fucking liability"

ANDREW FULLER - GOALKEEPER/CENTRAL DEFENDER/DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER

The second best goalkeeper at garage. Often Turns up late, and eating a turkey burger. Shows some skill in closing down, both whilst GoalKeeping and defending. Occasionally plays ball-winning def mid, and uses his, ahem 'powerful frame' to good effect.

JAMES BACKX - CENTRAL DEFENDER

Annoying central defender who has formed a good partnership with Olly. Annoying, because he is always there to put the boot in and clear. Can be passed out of the game if attackers are careful. Is a better player than most give him credit for. Has been playing as ineffectual striker of late, to the great amusement of me and Olly, as his control is pathetic.

Jack Arnott - INTERCONTINENTAL SWEEPER SYSTEM/INNEFECTUAL STRIKER

Formerly a great defender, now mostly turns up late and plays in attack. The legendary 'Jack Clearance' is a great loss to football. Enjoys taking the piss out of Steve's ability (or lack thereof).

Toby Crundwell - TERRIER CENTRAL MIDFIELDER/DEFENDER

Turns up late, after Creasey has scored a 5 minute hat trick and then proceeds to stop him scoring any more. His greatest assets are his tenacity and tackling. Seems to be everywhere and has the ability to thwart any attack.

DAMIEN MITCHELL* - ATTACKING MIDFIELD PLAYMAKER

Far and away the most skillful player at the club. Enjoys spectacular dribbles, which occasionally end in fantastic goals, but more often than not end at Olly' s feet :) I enjoy partnering him in midfield as he is a fantastic passer. 

Thomas Glibbery - BLUNDERING LEFT SIDED ATTACKING ISH MIDFIELDER

Thomas, sorry Tom is a player who is not universally admired at garage. He has little skill, but does however possess a powerful left foot, and a never say die attitude that I admire greatly. He makes up for his lack of natural talent through graft and commitment.  

Often called called peggers because of his pegged leg style of play.

ANDREW ROGERS - LEFT MIDFIELDER

Has made the left side his own, as he has a left foot and a powerful presence which he uses to make runs down the wing. He then punts the ball across the box, way out of reach of any striker who might be calling for the ball.Harry 

Yama Hakzad - Defensive midfielder

Record Signing Yama has made a massive impression on....the muddy ground on the other side of the fence. Another player who is prone to hoofing the ball over the fence, he always gets stick from Dave. Sometimes he gets put in goal. A good reliable midfielder who needs a little work on his accuracy.

David Bennett - ATTACKING MIDFIELDER

Aggressive & loud, Dave is now argueably the best player on the 'court. Wicked right foot that can thump the goals in.

Harry Dockerty - MIDFIELDER

Playmaker/midfielder 'arry seems to have recently gained massive confidence and aggression in the game. He scores the odd own goal, but his determination and ball winning skills are great asset to the team.

Andrew Ewer - WINGER

One of the more recent recruits to GU, Andy has proved himself more then capable at attacking and creative play. He seems to take great delight in nut-megging other players.

Ryan Harker - Striker

Usually hangs around with Steve, but is a threat when Goal Hanging, and he can tackle Damian! Left the team on the 4th May after his testimonial.

David King - "Utility"

Dave can make an excellent striker....only thing is he tends to try long range shots that always go over the fence. Good striker though, and plays well in goal when the opportunity comes.

Steven Russell - Striker

Goalhanger Steve usually doesn't do much, but when he gets the ball he either scores a wonder goal or does a rather good Peggers impression.

Andrew Creasey - Forward

Can score fantastic goals. He was prone to hitting it over, but is much better now.

Others: George, Scott, Ali*.

*Only plays on Tennis court.